I am Nick.

Gaze upon our glorious faces.

I am a lover of bugs and a collector of eclectic. I live for my dogs, my work and my friends. I never stop moving and I have the hearing of a bat. My head is all business but my heart is pure art. People tell me I am too generous, but to me there is nothing better than giving – so I do it in all aspects of my life. I give my blood, sweat, passion and tears every day for everyone I can. And I’ll never stop. I am Nick. And I am part of the Nick family.

I am currently obsessed by truffle brie and Frosé, which shows that I am as good with trends as I am with business. I hate birds almost as much as cellulite and am secretly terrified that somebody will one day discover a copy of that Japanese TV commercial with me in a unitard. I am loud and proud. Smart and sassy. And fearless and fragile. If you meet me once you won’t forget me. And that’s the way I like it. I am Lisa and I am part of the Nick family.

I am an expert on business transformation and I once had an artwork in the National Gallery. Which probably explains why I love both simple and strange. There’s not much I hate, except when people can’t merge lanes properly. Muppets. I am Kellie and I am part of the Nick family.

I am the problem solver, the make-it-happen man and the miracle worker. I make ideas real and I manage to do it in record time. My favourite things in the world are Kramer and Beppe (my dogs) and annoying Lisa O’Donahoo. I have a heart of gold, a devilish sense of humour and a deep, deep, abiding love of polo shirts. And I make the best sausage rolls in the world. I am the man-who-can. I am Stuart. And I am part of the Nick family.

I am not afraid to say that “Love Actually” is my favourite movie. And it probably pretty much sums up what I care about – great relationships, great fun and great stories told really well. I love the fact that in my job no two days are ever the same. Of course, I am also a Mum, a wife, a president of the P&C and I was a great show jumper when I was eight. Which is probably why I’m still good at overcoming hurdles. I am Michelle and I am part of the Nick family.

I am passionate about the correct use of apostrophes… and the Ramones. I am a former radio copywriter and pub trivia quizmaster, and am possibly the only person in the world who has never seen a Star Wars movie. People say I am one of the nicest guys in the business, but you’ll have to ask those assholes about that. I am a proud Dad to two beautiful girls, one naughty dog and many ideas. I am Jeff and I am part of the Nick family.

I am a book-devourer, fur-baby-mama and over-the-top Twin Peaks nerd. I once told my mother that I would win the Nobel prize and she could put the trophy on the TV for safe-keeping. So clearly I had imagination if nothing else. I don’t understand people who don’t like chocolate and my favourite song lyric is “two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude”. Magic. I am Sandy and I am part of the Nick family.

I am not used to wearing black. In fact, I am a bit like a butterfly – super colourful and always flitting around somewhere. I love Harry Potter, my dog Allan and dancing in the dark. And I have a terrible phobia of birds. I am innocent of most crimes but guilty of putting a half-eaten piece of candy back into the bowl if I don’t like it. Still, everyone lets me get away with it because I’m Juzza. And I’m part of the Nick family.

I am not what I seem. I am a tango dancer and teacher, a video editor, horse lover and Tasmanian landowner. I love both “The Princess Bride” and “Conan and the Barbarian”, which probably pretty much sums me up. I am Laurence and I am part of the Nick family.

I am a sheep in wolf’s clothing. Sure, I look like the love child of a hipster and a lumberjack but I’m really more of a cross between a design perfectionist and popular culture nerd. My favourite things are my kids, my wife, my dogs and food… although not necessarily in that order. Like Kendrick Lamar, I believe you should be humble, although I do like boasting about the fact that I used to be a half decent tennis player. I am Marc and I am part of the Nick family.

I am the king of dry comments but underneath I’m a big softie. I love music, my family and moments of pure creativity. I have the heart of a musician, the soul of a designer and the head of a worrier. I am full of contradictions. Or am I? I am part of the Nick family.

I am French but an honorary Aussie. I think I’ve always been artistic. I even drew a tombstone on a note to my parents when I was seven when they wouldn’t let me go to a party. I swear that sounds weirder than it was. I am Romain and I am part of the Nick family.

I am an introvert trapped in an extrovert’s body. As a junior copywriter my job is to learn, come up with ideas, hone my copywriting skills and proofread faster than Harry Styles can leave One Direction. Oh, and make cups of tea for Jeff. I love stupid memes, hate sexism and have a love/hate relationship with my curly hair. I am Emily and I am part of the Nick family.

I am addicted to shopping. But everyone has to have a flaw, right? I’ve had a few jobs in my time, including as a TV show extra, but I think I like my current ‘twin jobs’ of Mum and account service person the best. I am Ashleigh and I am part of the Nick family.

I am German, but everyone knows that. What everyone might not know is that I once auditioned for “Germany’s next superstar”. Now there’s a story. Ask me about it sometime. I am Friederike and I am part of the Nick family.

I am a passionate armchair football fan (I mean soccer), Chinese lion dancer and sneaker fanatic who gets beaten on PlayStation by eight-year-olds way too often. Some people describe me as pretty carefree – I did once get my hotel room’s safe code tattooed on me as a dare. But when it comes to managing accounts I take all the care in the world. I am Tim and I am part of the Nick family.

I am looking forward to always learning more. This is my first job in advertising and I got it after chatting to Nick while giving him a ride in my Uber. Yep, I was an Uber driver. And look where it’s taken me? Life can be pretty random but I try my best to be organised, eat well, exercise, and then balance that with some fun. Just a little. Or maybe more than a little… I am Alex and I am part of the Nick family.

I am living in a whirlwind. Balancing work while trying to raise two young daughters not to be serial killers does tend to take it out of you. But I love the people I work with, so that helps make everything worthwhile. Come to think of it, there’s not much I hate. Except maybe red lights. And birds. How can you trust something that only ever looks at you with one eye? I am Alexa and I am a part of the Nick family.

I am a former ballroom dancer and current crazy designer. I love the people I work with and I’m mad about my husband and kids. And I recently walked over 100 kilometres for charity. Maybe I’m just plain loopy? I am Kylie and I am part of the Nick family.

I am a hands-on type of gal. I design jewellery, make all sorts of things, cook, run after my gorgeous little girl and manage to somehow fit in some design work. I guess you could say being creative makes me happy. I am Madeleine and I am part of the Nick family.

I am a dog – as you may have guessed from my handsome picture. My jobs at Nick Did This are to welcome clients, terrify couriers and lick the place where my balls used to be. I am easily the most handsome member of the Nick workplace, apart from Romain, who I am not so secretly in love with. One day I plan to take over the company and replace the hoomans with poodles, but don’t tell Nick. I am Allan and I am part of the Nick family.